kalas
Thing's not to say during sex:
- I have to poop
- Smile for the camera
- Get of me, i'll do it myself
- First time right?
- Your almost as good as my ex!
- When is this supposed to feel good?
- I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!?
- I was so horny to night i would have taken a sheep home
- Hey! My friends were right you were good!
- On second thought, let's turn the light off.
- I'm sobering up, and ur getting ugly!
- But everybody looks funny naked!
- Do I have to pay for this?
- NO! Your to fat to be on top, You'd kill me!
- Actually your sister likes it like this.
- What's your name again?
- Uhhh.. i think the condom broke .. about 10 minutes ago.
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Postat av: Anonym
You can always be yourself with me julia.. YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT.. POOP ON ME, PUKE ON ME! PUT A DAMN FREAKING PAPPER BAG OVER ME! CALL ME DIFFERENT NAMES, TELL ME THAT IM UGLY..IM NOT FAT.. JUST A LITTLE BIT CHUBBY AND A LITTLE BIT HAIRY BUT I STILL .. PLEASE JUST FUCK ME!!! I WANT TO SUCK YOUR TOE AND SMELL YOUR ARM PIT!
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